thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via mydraco)

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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(Source: tbotofficial, via dracofidus)

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(Source: awwww-cute, via dracofidus)

karenhealey:

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

I am trying to sleep you fascinating menace

(via monsterthalia)

monsterthalia:

lil-miss-choc:

neuro-connoisseur:

benjiecandoit:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s so catchyyyyy!

That’s brutal! 

"release the penguins"?!
"remove cattle from stage"?!

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE?

monsterthalia:

lil-miss-choc:

neuro-connoisseur:

benjiecandoit:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s so catchyyyyy!

That’s brutal! 

"release the penguins"?!

"remove cattle from stage"?!

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE?

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via kernadian)

Anonymous Asked:
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

(via okayisalwayswonderful)